WORDS WOMEN USE

FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when

they feel they are right and you need to shut up.

Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks -

this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

FIVE MINUTES

This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five

minutes that your football game is going to last

before you take out the trash, so it's an even

trade.

NOTHING

This means "something," and you should be on your

toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the

feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside

out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually

signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes"

and end with "Fine"

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows! )

This is a dare. One that will result in a woman

getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the

word "Fine"

GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)

This means "I give up" or "do what you want because

I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead"

in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and

"Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five

Minutes" when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal

statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh"

means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment,

and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here

and arguing with you over "Nothing"

SOFT SIGH

Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft

Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to

not move or breathe, and she will stay content.

THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a

woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that

she wants to think long and hard before paying you back

for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay"

is often used with the word "Fine" and in

conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow."

GO AHEAD!

At some point in the near future, you are going to

be in some mighty big trouble.

PLEASE DO

This is not a statement, it is an offer A woman is

giving you the chance to come up with whatever

excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you

have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so

be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay"

THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not faint Just say

you're welcome.

THANKS A LOT

This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will

say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at

you. It signifies that you have offended her in some

callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh."

Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud

Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing"

Send this to the men you know to warn them about

future arguments they can avoid if they remember the

terminology!

And send it to your women friends to give them a

good laugh!