Coffin of a dead mother
A South Indian family in Maduri was puzzled when the coffin of their dead
mother arrived from the US .
It was sent by one of the daughters.
The dead body was tightly squeezed inside the coffin , with no space left
in it !
When they opened the lid , they found a letter on top , which read as
follows:
Dear brothers and sisters,
I am sending our mother's body to you, since it was her wish that she
should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in Maduri. Sorry,
I could not come along as all of my paid leaves are consumed.
You will find inside the coffin, under Amma's body,
12 cans of cheese, 10 packets of chocolates and 8 packets of Badam. Please
divide these among all of you.
On mom's feet you will find a new pair of Reebok
shoes(size 10) for Mohan. Also, there are 2 pairs of shoes for Radha's and
Lakshmi's sons. Hope the sizes are correct.
Amma is wearing American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan and the
others are for my nephews. Just distribute them among yourselves.
The 2 new Jeans that Amma is wearing are for the
boys. The Swiss watch that Rema wanted is on Amma's left
wrist.
Shanta Aunty, Amma is wearing the necklace,
earrings and ring that you asked for.
The 6 white cotton socks that Amma is wearing must
be
divided among my teenager nephews. Please distribute all these uniformly
and if anything more is required tell me now, since our Appa is also not
keeping well nowadays.