SILLY ANSWERS

boy: may I hold your hand?

girl: no thanks, it isn't heavy.

girlfriend: say you love me.

boyfriend: you love me.

girl: I think the poorest people are the happiest.

boy:Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.

girl 1 : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss?

girl 2 : I did once. he'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of

his

mouth.

wife: you tell a man sometheing,if goes in one ear and comes out of

the other.

husband: you tell a woman something, it goes in both ears and comes

out of the mouth.

mary: john says I'm pretty but andy says I'm ugly. what do you

think?

peter: a bit of both. you are pretty ugly.

teacher: what is important for us? the sun or the moon.

stu: the moon.

teacher: why?

stu: the moon gives us light in night when we need it but the sun

gives us light only in day when we didn't need it.

teacher: what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people

are no longer interested?

stu: a teacher.

waiter: would you like your coffee black?

customer: what other colours do you have?

tom: how should I convey the news to father that I've failed?

david: you just send a telegram: result declared, past year's

performance repeated.

patient: what are the chances of my recovering doctor?

doctor: 100%. Records show that 9 out of 10 died of this disease.

yours is the tenth.