1)The night was dark, the moon was high,

I stopped my car....u wondered why?

I leant so close, u felt shy.

I uttered those three words....

I ......la.......puncture !!

2) Friends r like mirrors

they r our reflection |

you r damn lucky I look good !!!!

3) You = cute

You = hot

You = sweet

You = intelligent

You = amazing

You = perfect

Me = liar.

4) I have a confession to make, ever since I have

known u,

Its kinda hard for me to forget u.

Every night u appear in my dreams

And I find my self shouting.....

BHOOT !!! BHOOT !!!

5) I look at the stars, the stars r beautiful

Then I look at you......

I ......

I .......

I rather look at the stars again. *****

6) Look at the world as one big chocolate cake.

It would never be complete without few sweets n

nuts.

Sweets like ME and nuts like YOU.

7) u r 100% beautiful, u r 100% lucky

u r 100% sweet , u r 100% nice

and u r 100% stupid to believe these words

8) If lord Krishna flirts, people say its RAAS

LEELA.

If we flirt, people say our character is DHEELA.

9) Good looking people r hard to find.

That's why u don't ......

That's y u don't see me often.

10) A good speech should b like a women's skirt...

Long enough to cover the subject,

And short enough to create interest.

11)When u feel sad....

To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,

"damn I am really sooo cute" u will overcome ur

sadness.

But don't make this a habit.....

Coz liars go to hell !!!!

12) Jassi singh tells his gf, "come home tomorrow,

no one will b at home."

When she goes the next day to his home.......

There was NO ONE at home.

13) What frustrates the sardarji when his wife

delivers twins???

He wonders who is the father of the second child.

14) Your brain will be refreshed in the next five

seconds.....

5......

4.......

3.......

2.......

1........

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ERROR: no brain detected.

15 ) God created ME to b ur friend. He picked ME out

from all the REST coz

he knows I am ....well one of the BEST.

AHEM !! don't argue with God now.