HOW TO INSTANTLY RECOGNIZE A SARDAR

You should be sure the person is a Sardar when he:
* puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to
makeup his mind.
* gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
* sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.
* tries to drown a fish in waters.
* thinks socialism means partying.
* trips over a cordless phone.
* takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
* At the bottom of the application where it says

* "Sign here" he puts "Sagittarius."
*studies for a blood test and fails.
* sells the car for gas money.
* misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.
* drives to the airport and sees a sign that
said,"Airport left",he turns
around and goes home.
* gets locked in a furniture shop and sleeps on the
floor.
* How do you get a ! Sardar on the roof?  Tell him the
drinks are on the house.
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* "Oh, look at the dead bird."
Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where?
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Why does it take longer to build a Sardar snowman
as opposed to a regular one?

You have to hollow out the head.
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The Sardarni asked her lover, Santa Singh "Santa
Darling, if we
get engaged will you give me a ring?"
"Sure" replied Santa "What's your phone number?"
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Banta Singh went to an eye specialist to get his eyes
tested
and asked,"Doctor, will I be able to read after
wearing glasses?"
"Yes, of course," said the doctor, "why not!"
"Oh! How nice it would be ," said Banta with joy,
"I have been illiterate for so long."
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A Sardar goes to a hotel and eats heartily.
After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts
washing the basin instead.

The man! ager comes running and asks him,
"Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?"
To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board
lagaya hai,'Wash Basin'! ".
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Santa Singh got up in the middle of the night to
answer the telephone.
"Is this one one one one?", says the voice.
"No, this is eleven eleven. "
"Are you sure it isn't one one one one?"
"No, this is eleven eleven."
"Well, wrong number.Sorry to have got you up in the
middle of the night."
"That's all right, mister. I had to get up to answer
the telephone anyway."
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A sardar sees lot of guys running on the highway.
Asks a bystander as to why are the guys doing what
they are doing.
The bystander: A Marathon race is going on.
Sardar : What do they get from that?
Bystander : The winner will get a prize
Sardar : Then why are the others running?!
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Then there's the one about the Sardar who brought his
binoculars to a
funeral where they were going to bury a distant
relative of his.
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One day sardarji was sitting in his office on the
thirteenth floor of a
building when a man came running in to
his office and shouted "Santa Singh, your daughter
Preeto just died in an accident"

Sardarji was in panic. Not! knowing what to do he
jumped from his office
window. While coming down when he was near the
tenth floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter
named preeto. When he was
near the fifth floor he remembered he was not married.

When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he
was not Santa Singh.

Cheers!!