This is all made by Manchester College guys and girls. It is not to be

taken seriously. If you are also a guy of Manchester College then you should

enjoy it.

GIRLS,THIS IS ALL JOKE, NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY

1. What is the beautiful girl called in Manchester College?

A Visitor.

2. What happens when all the Manchester College girls go on a trip

to moon?

Average beauty of the earth increases and that of

moon decreases.

3. What happens when hundred new girls join ?

Average beauty of Manchester College further decreases.

4. What happens when a Manchester College girl has very malignant

brain tumor?

She will get her knee operated.

5. What happens when two Manchester College girls meet generally at

fashionshow?

They will discuss the cause of the two smaller bugs

in software.

6. What happens when a Manchester College girl contests a fashion

show?

She will get best possible points in the field of

morale boosting.

7. What happens if you present a book named "How to

fall in love" to an Manchester College

girl?

She will use it as a mouse pad.

8. When there is a competition in beauty and two Manchester College

girls

participate, it's called a competition.

If a Manchester College girl and other outside girl competes,

its called overconfidence.

9. What happens when two Manchester College girls compete for same

guy?

Some other girl will have him.

10. What does a Manchester College girl do when she hears a whistle

from back?

She will call her non-Manchester College girl friend.

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>  Generally 90% of the girls in the world are

>  beautiful, rest are in

  Manchester College.