> Three Texas surgeons were arguing as to which had the greatest skill.
>
> The first began: "Three years ago, I reattached four fingers on a
> pianist.He went on to give a recital for the Queen of England."
>
> The second replied: "That's nothing. I attended a man in a car accident.
> All his arms and legs were severed from his body.  Two years after I
> reattached them, he won three gold medals for field events in the Sydney
> Olympics."
>
> The third said: "A few years back, I attended to a cowboy.   He was
> high on cocaine and alcohol when he rode his horse head-on into a Santa Fe

> freight train traveling at 100 miles per hour.  All I had to work with,
was the
> horse's ass and a ten gallon hat.  Two years ago he became president of
> the United States.
>